1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

3. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

4. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

5. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

6. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

9. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.